ZFL

Their third straight loss to start the season has left Funky coaches reaching for their Levitra. The Initiative were hitting on all cylinders on Sunday, and looked to set a new weekly high score mark with a good Drew Brees Monday night performance. But Brees had other plans, tallying 5 turnovers and –1 fantasy points. To his credit, Brees was able to knock Panthers RB Deuce McAllister out for the year with an errant pass that took out McAllister’s knee. Before you get too impressed with the Initiative’s 2-1 record, you should know that both their wins have come against the ZFL’s winless teams.