Saturday, October 30, 2004
JEFF'S PICKS: WEEK 8
Here are Jeff's picks for the eighth week of NFL action:
Green Bay -1.5
Cincinatti +3
Indianapolis -1
Detroit +3
Denver -7 (Here's hoping Shannahan can uncover some game film that reveals how to run on the Falcons.)
Green Bay -1.5
Cincinatti +3
Indianapolis -1
Detroit +3
Denver -7 (Here's hoping Shannahan can uncover some game film that reveals how to run on the Falcons.)
Friday, October 22, 2004
JEFF'S PICKS: WEEK 7
Jeff has prepared five picks for us this week:
Philadelphia -7
Jacksonville +9
St. Louis -6
Tampa Bay -7
Denver -6 (The bet your house, your car, and your 401k lock-of-the-week)
Philadelphia -7
Jacksonville +9
St. Louis -6
Tampa Bay -7
Denver -6 (The bet your house, your car, and your 401k lock-of-the-week)
Monday, October 18, 2004
GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
Half the league has paid this year's entry fee, or half the league has NOT paid this year's entry fee. It all depends on your outlook, I guess.
POLL QUESTION
Fill in the blank:
'Zilla has ___________________ since last football season?
a.) gained 5-10 pounds
b.) gained 0-5 pounds
c.) remained relatively the same
d.) lost 0-5 pounds
e.) lost 5-10 pounds
'Zilla has ___________________ since last football season?
a.) gained 5-10 pounds
b.) gained 0-5 pounds
c.) remained relatively the same
d.) lost 0-5 pounds
e.) lost 5-10 pounds
MY FAVORITE WEEK 6 NFL PRIMETIME MOMENT
Chris Berman and Tom Jackson singing Boz Skaggs' "Lido Shuffle" during the replay of Eagles' DB Lito Sheppard's interception return for a touchdown.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
THAT'S WHY WE HIRED HIM
Jeff's Picks Results: 5 for 5. That's good. I believe that makes him 7-2 since he started picking games for the ZFL. Once again, Jeff's Picks is brought to you by the good folks at oustw.com.
Saturday, October 16, 2004
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"I knew who he was, but I've only used him on kickoff returns on PlayStation2. I never put him in the starting lineup,"
-DT Brentson Buckner talking about Denver RB-Reuben Droughns' 193 yards rushing against the Panthers.
-DT Brentson Buckner talking about Denver RB-Reuben Droughns' 193 yards rushing against the Panthers.
Friday, October 15, 2004
JEFF'S PICKS: WEEK 6
Jeff has five picks for you this week. Here they are:
Buffalo -5.5
Philadelphia -9
Pittsburgh +3
Denver -2
MIN/NO over 51.5
Buffalo -5.5
Philadelphia -9
Pittsburgh +3
Denver -2
MIN/NO over 51.5
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
WE HAVE OUR FIRST NAME CHANGE
Sac-Job will now be known as TO & the BOTD. The ZFL was told by the organization that the name stands for Terrell Owens and the Bust of the Draft. We're not 100% clear if it is supposed to be Bust (as pertaining to Ahman Green) or Busts (as pertaining to Green and several other players). We'll try to get that cleared up for you as soon as possible.
IT'S A FUNNY GAME, THAT FANTASY FOOTBALL
Sometimes you score 67 points and win, sometimes you score 87 points and lose. Go figure.
Friday, October 08, 2004
JAMAL LEWIS SUSPENDED, POP WARNER FINED
As a result of his violation of the league's substance abuse policy, Jamal Lewis was suspended by the NFL for 2 games. In turn, the ZFL has fined the Pop Warner Prodigy $5.00 for owning a doper.
JEFF'S PICKS: WEEK 5
Here's who Jeff likes in Week 5.
Oakland +9
Detroit +6.5
Carolina +5.5
Arizona +1
Oakland +9
Detroit +6.5
Carolina +5.5
Arizona +1
THE ZFL'S COLE FORD THEORY
Place kicker Cole Ford's career was ended when the Oakland Raiders replaced him with Michael Husted, a foreign player. This obviously started some sort of hatred toward foreigners in the U.S. as illustrated by the fact that as he was firing into Siegfried & Roy's property, he was heard shouting something about wanting the foreigners to get out of the country. Why he chose to target his hatred toward foreigners at the flamboyant tiger-lovers remains a mystery.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
JEFF'S PICKS
This week, the ZFL Blog starts a new feature we call Jeff's Picks. Each Friday, Sac-Job owner Jeff Alton will give his picks for that week's NFL action. He will not pick every game, just those he feels strongly about and will be wagering on himself. The ZFL Blog gave Jeff a four-week test and he went 13-6 (.684) including an impressive 5-1 record in Week 4. And that's good enough for us. Jeff's Picks is brought to you by the good folks at oustw.com, the site that hopes to take the 'W' out of Washington D.C.
WHY, COLE?
Why is an ex-Oakland Raider kicker shooting at Siegfried & Roy? How could you wish the tiger-tamers anything but the best after seeing their Dateline NBC special? Oh, you know he watched it. Well watch out, Cole Ford. Monticore is coming for you.
Friday, October 01, 2004
THIS JUST IN
A member of the Hambassadors organization has located suburban RB Clinton Portis at a Cleveland-area hotel and is threatening to go "Harding" on him unless the psycho "pay up."
PAY UP, A HAIKU
To play you must pay
The rule so many ignore
One-o-five now please
The rule so many ignore
One-o-five now please
