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Barely into the young season and the defending champion Sac-Job are already up to their old tricks (at least all of them but winning): proposing trades, hoarding running backs, obsessing about their team, etc. The Sac-Job staff is actually trying to spend more time away from the game during the season but it doesn't seem to be taking. W. Beverly built a big lead in this one behind Tom Brady's 29 Thursday night points and Priest Holmes' 28 points on Sunday. Sac RB Ahman Green then tried to single-handedly carry his team to victory on Monday night, but sadly he came up 5 points shy despite accounting for 3 TDs. (Note: 4 players in this game scored hat tricks: Cats Brady & Holmes, and Sac-Jobs Green & T.O.) So who does Sac-Job blame for this loss? Matt Stover with just a single field goal (he'll be looking for a new employer)? Maybe Jerome Bettis who stole three TDs away from Duce Staley? Or QB Jake Plummer who threw an off-handed interception to Wildcat LB Shawn Barber during the Sunday night game? In a little known sub-plot of this game, two former University of Miami tight ends, Jeremy Shockey and Kellen Winslow, battled to a 39-yard, 2-point draw. Sac-Job faces the 1-0 ricky in Week 2, while the Wildcats lock horns with Pop Warner.