Wednesday, June 02, 2004

 

HOVAN: HUI 'TIL I DIE

Fearing that other teams might try to lure him away, the Hui signed Chris Hovan to a lifetime contract ensuring that he will retire with the club. To further ensure Hovan's lasting Hui-ness, team owner Mike Ward simultaneously adopted and entered into a gay union with the defensive standout.
Comments:
You know what, Donnis?
I can't see...
I can't hear...
And you're Hovan jokes are FUCKED!

(proceeds to rip sleepytime jersey off and stumble toward clubhouse)
 
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