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Fearing that other teams might try to lure him away, the Hui signed Chris Hovan to a lifetime contract ensuring that he will retire with the club. To further ensure Hovan's lasting Hui-ness, team owner Mike Ward simultaneously adopted and entered into a gay union with the defensive standout.

The wheels of the great big NFL machine are slowly starting to turn as teams begin trimming the fat (aka Kurt Warner, Vinny Testaverde, etc.).

With the first pick in the 2004 ZFL Supplemental Draft, The Streak select The Bachelor, Jesse Palmer. Go Gators!