Saturday, October 06, 2007
WHAT HAPPENED IN WEEK 4?
The Funky came within seven points of Victory Uno de 2007 but lost their seventh straight game going back to last season falling to the Hams, 114.5-108. And proving the fact that when it rains, it pours bong water, the 0-4 Funky stand to lose RB Travis Henry for the year due to a failed drug test. When asked by reporters about his illegal activities, Henry pointed across the locker room to his fantasy team owner and screamed, “I learned it by watching you!” Henry comes from a proud line of dope smoking Tennessee Volunteers including RB Onterrio “Whizzinator” Smith.
Speaking of winless, the Gravy joined the Funky in the seventh straight loss club (going back to last season), losing to the Not Gay by 13, 117-104. The Gravy were able to break the century mark for the first time of the season, so things are looking up ever so slightly.
NOTE: The league can’t help but notice that the two teams that are winless through four weeks are also the two teams whose owners spent the days leading up to the draft in a drug-induced coma somewhere in the desert. The lesson: You reap what you sow, or in this case, smoke (and snort).
The Drifters could only muster up a week-low 69 points (just over 6 points per roster spot) in a 86-69 loss to the first place Sister Wives. The defeat may have been a wake-up call for the Drifters, who responded to the poor performance with a flurry of roster moves. The win moved Juniper Creek’s win streak to 10, which according to the prophet is the ideal number of wives to have.
In Dharma, the motto continued to be, “Win, and win small.” The team eked out a 3-point win over the Pressure, 78-75. While currently in fourth place at 3-1, the Initiative are ranked ninth in points scored.
And lastly, the league’s highest scoring team, the Dillon Panthers, moved to 3-1 by defeating the Actions Jeans, 116-88. The game was to be a high-powered match-up of the top two picks of the draft, LT and Steven Jackson., but Steven Jackson’s groin had other plans.
Speaking of winless, the Gravy joined the Funky in the seventh straight loss club (going back to last season), losing to the Not Gay by 13, 117-104. The Gravy were able to break the century mark for the first time of the season, so things are looking up ever so slightly.
NOTE: The league can’t help but notice that the two teams that are winless through four weeks are also the two teams whose owners spent the days leading up to the draft in a drug-induced coma somewhere in the desert. The lesson: You reap what you sow, or in this case, smoke (and snort).
The Drifters could only muster up a week-low 69 points (just over 6 points per roster spot) in a 86-69 loss to the first place Sister Wives. The defeat may have been a wake-up call for the Drifters, who responded to the poor performance with a flurry of roster moves. The win moved Juniper Creek’s win streak to 10, which according to the prophet is the ideal number of wives to have.
In Dharma, the motto continued to be, “Win, and win small.” The team eked out a 3-point win over the Pressure, 78-75. While currently in fourth place at 3-1, the Initiative are ranked ninth in points scored.
And lastly, the league’s highest scoring team, the Dillon Panthers, moved to 3-1 by defeating the Actions Jeans, 116-88. The game was to be a high-powered match-up of the top two picks of the draft, LT and Steven Jackson., but Steven Jackson’s groin had other plans.
