ZFL

This beauty will soon be seen on the finger of Hartley Rusen, coach of the 2005 ZFL Champion Totally Not Gay. Win a league title, and you can have one, too. Or look for Hart's on ebay after its novelty wears off.

Edge to the Cards. With all due respect, Mr. James: Are you fuckin' crazy?

Also, Randle El to the Skins.