Thursday, July 21, 2005
GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER
The season is quickly approaching, meaning you will soon be taking a 17-week hiatus from life.
OH RICKY WHAT A PITY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...
Ricky Williams is expected to return to the Dolphins this weekend after an extended pot break. The ZFL thinks it may go something like this:
DOLPHINS EQUIPMENT MANAGER: Hey Ricky, good to have you back. What jersey number were you hoping to get?
RICKY WILLIAMS: Can a pot leaf be a number?
DOLPHINS EQUIPMENT MANAGER: Hey Ricky, good to have you back. What jersey number were you hoping to get?
RICKY WILLIAMS: Can a pot leaf be a number?