ZFL

Week 11 ($20): Highest scoring player on MNF (NE @ KC) -- psycho
Week 12 ($20): Highest scoring player on Thanksgiving Day (IND @ DET, CHI @ DAL) -- Jihad
Week 13 ($20): Fewest points left on bench (must have a full roster to qualify for prize) -- Jihad
Week 14 ($20): Highest scoring starting offense (QB, RB, WR & TE roster positions only - not flex positions) -- Jihad
Week 15 ($20): Player with largest percentage of points for victorious fantasy team -- Funky
Week 16 ($20): Biggest upset based on ZFL standings -- United
Week 17 ($25): Highest scoring losing team -- United

NOTE: 'Scoring' always means fantasy points. [INSERT JOKE HERE]

With 37% of his team's fantasy points, little Billy Volek delivers a $20 Weekly Prize check into the collective Hanukas stockings of Omega.

It is worth noting that the Week 15 ZFL schedule includes One vs. Two, and Three vs. Four games. Both games will be televised in their entirity on The Ocho.

Ed. Note: And by 'GENIOUS,' I mean 'GENIUS.' Stupid Mattis. Last time I let him put up a post.

East Coast United 88, Hambassadors 80

With a combined 59 offensive fantasy points, the Jihad ran away with their third straight $20 weekly prize. Give another team a chance. Jeez!

Leaving just 16 points on their bench earned the Jihad their second straight $20 weekly prize. They may choose to be paid by cash, check or pharmaceuticals.

As expected, Peyton Manning and his 409 Turkey Day fantasy points earned the Jihad the Week 12 $20 prize. Congratulations, Jihad. Don't spend it all up one nostril.